Garry was away this weekend. Perhaps he will think twice before leaving me unsupervised next time?

Her – I had a little accident.
Him – What’d you do?
Her – I stuck my fingers together with expanding polyfiller foam!
Him – riiiiight
Her – It’s ok, I fixed it!

Despite being a slight r-tard, the holes in the wall are refilled, the curtain hooks are back up and the house is spotless, including my wardrobes which have been cleaned out and clothing bundled for charity. I can get shit done with less than the required number of digits. I rock!